Wenises. Wenises Everywhere.
The Everyday Wenis

So…. today is a GREAT day to talk about wenises in our everyday lives. SO I decided to talk about a wenis that people LOVE LOVE LOVE and never seem to acknowledge as a wenis…..

GASP!!! You might say, HOW COULD SOME ONE NOT RECOGNIZE A WENIS??? well its because it disguises itself as an everyday supermarket item, you can find them in your local Walmart or even in a health food store.

Yes I am talking about something you can find in different colors, sizes, and textures. You find them on little kid homemade necklaces, on pictures, and in many american italian dishes.

People I am talking about Macaroni wenises, or Macaroni elbow noodles. Take your pick in how you like to call them, I prefer the first one.

Yes you can find them in almost any store, even in an arts and craft stores and they are the perfect example of an everyday wenis. People love them and eat them and color them and paint them and well you get the picture. Its a Macaroni wenis haven out there. 

So to back up the claim that Macaroni really can have a wenis I bring to you a random Google picture that I conveniently found while surfing the interweb.

and here I give you the MACARONI WENIS!!!!!!

Well I know what you are thinking….. THESE DON”T HAVE WENISES!!!! THEY ARE FAKERS! GET THEM OUT OF THERE!!!! D: D: 

Well I know that the macaroni wenis is a bit less pronounced because its MACARONI!!! COME ON PEOPLE!! give the macaroni a break… they don’t have as pronounced of a wenis so people can slurp out marinara sauce out of them or so your future or present young children and make them into necklaces for you to wear and throw away.

These wenises sacrifice A LOT for you and you never even know it. They give up a beautiful shaped wenis for a more mediocore one so you can have a more workable shape. 

So….. with that said please appreciate this everyday wenis, because they are wenises too.

Cat Wenises!!!!

So just for your information I saw a cougar last night. So just be careful ya’ll. There is a giant cat out there. It is like three and a half feet! IT’s NUTS!!!!!! Don’t worry this gun will scare the cat off. 

So I just reiterated a conversation because today I am going to talk about Cats and their wenises…….

So did you know that Cats have wenises just like humans???? Yeah they are located on the front two legs just like us!!!!! ( Except that we don’t have front legs we have arms, BUT if we did have legs instead of arms then they would be located in the EXACT SAME LOCATION!!!!!) 

Anyways I am sidetracking….. so cats have wenises and so do we. Most people don’t even think about that. So the next time you walk by a cat or see a cougar in the street near your house at night, then you should look for it and appreciate the awesome power of the CAT WENIS!!!!!!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

WENISES. 

Greetings Wenis lovers! 
We come to you via Tumblr for all your wenis needs. Oh come on, admit it. We know you love them just as much as we do. And by “them”, we mean Wenises! 
Today, our first post, we bring you a lovely picture of a wenis. A nice specimen too. It’s wrinkly and delightful. A good wenis to masticate to. 
So, don’t hold back your Wenis loving self, FOLLOW US NOW! 
Before we can end this lovely, attractive, and amazing post, we must inform you on all the wenises you will see. Sometimes, we will have those feisty, naughty wenises. Others, we will have fashion for wenises, and maybe for all those freaks out there, animal wenises. Oh how we love wenises.
So, tata for now Wenis Lovers! 

Greetings Wenis lovers! 

We come to you via Tumblr for all your wenis needs. Oh come on, admit it. We know you love them just as much as we do. And by “them”, we mean Wenises! 

Today, our first post, we bring you a lovely picture of a wenis. A nice specimen too. It’s wrinkly and delightful. A good wenis to masticate to. 

So, don’t hold back your Wenis loving self, FOLLOW US NOW! 

Before we can end this lovely, attractive, and amazing post, we must inform you on all the wenises you will see. Sometimes, we will have those feisty, naughty wenises. Others, we will have fashion for wenises, and maybe for all those freaks out there, animal wenises. Oh how we love wenises.

So, tata for now Wenis Lovers!